→ Wilfred (?) ★☆ 25 ★☆ Reporter ★☆ Mark's personal St. Jimmy ★☆ Murderer ★☆ Antihero to Markiplier ←
{ in the pink! | classy | stylish | flamboyant as fuck | and doesn't give a shit | sharp-shooter } { suffers from bipolar disorder | depression | anxiety | high-functioning psychopath }
Wilford Warfstache (born on ??/??/1988) is an alter-ego to Markiplier, and is the figurehead/representation of his channel. Warfstache is known for his astounding class and bravado. He was born and raised in a large city (presumably New York or LA), and eventually tired of living there, so he moved. Little is known of his past, but Mark's videos and words about him write and tell a story. Stylish and quick-witted, almost every second word out of Wilford's mouth is sharp-- in a language all of his own. Realistically standing at around 5'10", Wilford is well-built, but not overly wide in the shoulder area. He is by no means lanky, and is rather strong- stronger than he looks. He is notably a great shot when it comes to guns- he rarely misses a target. It is supposed he was on both the archery and rifle teams in high school.
→ .likes ✓ sweets, pastries, when things are explained, being alone, dancing, archery, shooting, the color pink, pastel colors, dressing sharply, flirting with the laaaaadies, the city
✘ .dislikes ← boos, being touched, the color purple, therapy, the country, the suburbs, discussing his past
Thanatos. [[ prods the warfstache ]] [[ takes out a pink marker ]] [[ draws it on himself ]] " i'm wilford waaaarrrfstache~ " " there are so many of the boooooooos~ " [[ jazz hands ]]
[ Slowly creeps up behind him, practically breathing down his neck lord help him ] [ He's sleeping Reince leave him alone he'll cut you ] [ Deep breath ]